Stand Out on the Map
Your shop gets a pulsing star and special highlights so hungry customers notice you first.
Customisation
Make your shop look like your shop
Add your logo, opening hours, featured images, and featured pie so people get a proper feel for your bakery before they arrive.
Your listing becomes a richer shop page instead of just another marker on a map.
Special offers
Stand out on the map and home screen
Create special offers just for Mean Pies users. When you have an active offer, your shop does not cluster with other shops on the Mean Pies Near Me map.
You get a pulsating star so you stand out on the map, and you stand out on the home screen with your logo.
Mean Pies Premium
$10 a month
Get the features above, keep your listing fresh, and make it easier for nearby pie lovers to choose you.
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Thousands of dedicated pie fans are already using Mean Pies across New Zealand, Australia, the UK, and the USA to find their next favourite bakery. When they see a pie they love, they drive there.
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Mean Pies has been featured across major NZ TV, radio, and news outlets - building trust with pie lovers across the country and beyond as we expand reviews into Australia, the UK, and the USA.
20,000+ downloads
5,000+ monthly pie lovers
2,500+ pie reviews
1,085 bakeries already listed
Your shop is probably already on the map. Now it is time to stand out.
Email Now to Get Premium PlacementWhy Bakeries Love Mean Pies
Because our users are not random scrollers.
They are hardcore pie enthusiasts actively searching for the best pies near them. Tourists use Mean Pies to find legendary local bakeries. Tradies use it to find their next lunch stop.
These people are ready to buy.
Take the Gloucester Bakehouse for example - they embraced Mean Pies and sold a whopping 1,200 of their Palusami pies thanks to blowing up on Mean Pies. They even made an Instagram reel about it:
Watch the Reel on InstagramWhat Premium Gets You
Proximity Push Notification
When a Mean Pies user opens the app within 2km of your shop, they get a notification and see your message once - bringing them straight to your listing.
Custom Shop Page
Show off photos, your bakery story, opening hours, and daily specials.
Simple Analytics
See views, clicks, and how many people tapped directions to your shop.
Every feature is designed to do one thing: bring more customers through your door.
Real Value for Real Bakeries
Mean Pies costs $10 per month.
That is less than two pies on average.
If one extra customer buys a pie, you are already winning.
"But I Already Have Facebook..."
Facebook is for browsing. Mean Pies is for finding pies.
Our users are actively searching for bakeries right now.
No discounts needed. No complicated setup. No annoying notifications. Just more pie lovers finding your shop.
Setup Takes 5 Minutes
- 1.Email Matt
- 2.Get your info pack
- 3.Log in and customise your pie shop
- 4.Start getting discovered
That is it.
Built by a Kiwi Pie Lover
Mean Pies started as a passion project to discover the best pies in New Zealand - and it grew into a nationwide community of pie reviewers.
Now we are helping bakeries get discovered by customers who truly love pies across New Zealand, Australia, the UK, and the USA.
Email Now to Become a Premium Pie PartnerFrequently Asked Questions
Will this take lots of time?
No - setup takes minutes.
Do I need to offer discounts?
No - just sell your pies as usual.
Will push notifications annoy people?
No - sent once, only to nearby users.
Does this actually bring customers?
Mean Pies users travel specifically to try pies they see reviewed in the app every day.
Ready to Get More Customers?
Thousands of pie lovers are already searching Mean Pies across NZ, Australia, the UK, and the USA today. Make sure they find your bakery.
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