⭐ Stand Out on the Map
Your shop gets a pulsing star and special highlights so hungry customers notice you first.
Thousands of dedicated pie fans are already using Mean Pies to find their next favourite bakery. When they see a pie they love… they drive there.
👉 Email Now to Become a Premium Pie PartnerAs Featured On National News & Radio
Mean Pies has been featured across major NZ TV, radio, and news outlets - building trust with pie lovers across the country and beyond.
20,000+ downloads
5,000+ monthly pie lovers
2,500+ pie reviews
1,085 bakeries already listed
Your shop is probably already on the map. Now it’s time to stand out.
👉 Email Now to Get Premium PlacementWhy Bakeries Love Mean Pies
Because our users aren’t random scrollers.
They are hardcore pie enthusiasts actively searching for the best pies near them. Tourists use Mean Pies to find legendary local bakeries. Tradies use it to find their next lunch stop.
These people are ready to buy.
Take the Gloucester Bakehouse for example - they embraced Mean Pies and sold a whopping 1,200 of their Palusami pies thanks to blowing up on Mean Pies. They even made an Instagram reel about it:
Watch the Reel on Instagram →What Premium Gets You
📢 Proximity Push Notification
When a Mean Pies user opens the app within 10km of your shop, they get a notification and see your message once - bringing them straight to your listing.
🖼 Custom Shop Page
Show off photos, your bakery story, opening hours, and daily specials.
📊 Simple Analytics
See views, clicks, and how many people tapped directions to your shop.
Every feature is designed to do one thing: 👉 Bring more customers through your door.
Real Value for Real Bakeries
Mean Pies costs $10 per month.
That’s less than two pies (on average).
If one extra customer buys a pie, you’re already winning.
"But I Already Have Facebook…"
Facebook is for browsing. Mean Pies is for finding pies.
Our users are actively searching for bakeries right now.
No discounts needed. No complicated setup. No annoying notifications. Just more pie lovers finding your shop.
Setup Takes 5 Minutes
- 1.Email Matt
- 2.Get your info pack
- 3.Log in and customise your pie shop
- 4.Start getting discovered
That’s it.
Built by a Kiwi Pie Lover
Mean Pies started as a passion project to discover the best pies in New Zealand - and it grew into a nationwide community of pie reviewers.
Now we’re helping bakeries get discovered by customers who truly love pies all around the world.
👉 Email Now to Become a Premium Pie PartnerFounding Pie Partner Offer
Lock in early-adopter pricing forever.
Limited spots available while we launch in NZ, Australia, and the UK.
Don’t let the bakery down the road get discovered before you do.
Email NowFrequently Asked Questions
Will this take lots of time?
No - setup takes minutes.
Do I need to offer discounts?
No - just sell your pies as usual.
Will push notifications annoy people?
No - sent once, only to nearby users.
Does this actually bring customers?
Mean Pies users travel specifically to try pies they see reviewed in the app every day.
Ready to Get More Customers?
Thousands of pie lovers are already searching Mean Pies today. Make sure they find your bakery.
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